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I hate The One Show; it really gets on my pissing nerves.
The worst thing about it is it patronises the audience and to such an extent
that watching it is similar to an old, smelly woman squeezing your cheek and
shouting ‘who’s a big boy, who’s a big boy’ whilst force feeding you Murray
mints through a funnel. The presenters are the worst for this, their sickly
sweet demeanour and seeming interest in the most mundane of subjects that range
from tidal patterns to 16th century masonry just does not draw me in
whatsoever. Basically, to me the One Show is a local historical society that
just got out of hand, even when they bring guests on they pass over the
interview about how things are going with them to ask their opinion on why
graveyards are an ideal place to baste a turkey. Perhaps I am not the target
audience for a show such as this but the only people who I think could possibly
enjoy The One Show are the geriatric and those who think there isn’t enough
information out there about the modern process of making copper piping.
Maybe I am being a little harsh on The One Show but then
again the pun in the title alone makes me groan every time I skim through the
channels and end up violently and repeatedly banging my head against a wall
when I come across Dave and the same bloody episode of Top Gear they have been
looping for the past five years. By this point I usually realise I have the
internet so I log on and make my way to BBC iplayer to see what delights it has
in store, but when it finally loads I am to find highlights of the Shropshire
Cheese Festival, Eastenders and the last twenty episodes of the fucking One
Show. Oh well.
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