Saturday 13 October 2012

The Sound Of Fucking Music

The second in the series of hammers
 breaking entertainment devices

Today, after what has been a Supernonsense Blog sabbatical, I have returned to have a good old moan about music. A few weeks ago I was directed to a music video that had seven million views on YouTube called Bom Bom by a group who called themselves Sam and the Womp.( Right, I think everyone knows where this is going...) I watched the video and was confronted by something that however hard I try, I will never ever ‘un’ see. Let’s just say the video was like somebody had let loose a group of mental patients into a studio with blue paint, balloons, and the lost and found box from a Dutch gay club. This, let’s call it ‘the night soil of a wounded platypus’, got to number 1 in the charts and the only positive thing to come out of it was that it got me to write this. I mean music just gets more and more bizarre as we apparently progress as a race and, to be honest, I don’t know when it will stop getting weird. I can just imagine in twenty years time, we will see Korean men in tuxedos dancing and singing with children about the particular districts that that countries of the world will have been split up into. Oh wait, that’s already here, now! Fucking Gangam Style in all its perverted, shitty glory!

 Despite this, I have slowly come to accept the UK singles charts for what they are. I am fine with those who both listen to ‘chart’ music and find their own interests in music (even I can admit to liking music that is popular) but I have met endless numbers of people who think that any album made before the year 2000 was played to Henry VIII while he had a game of croquet with Hitler along Hadrian’s Wall. It’s those people, who solely rely on what they are told to listen to, that will never truly enjoy discovering music. I’m going to let them continue listening to Bom Bom and whatever the next pitiful excuse for music is and let the real people get on with the real stuff. It’s called natural selection and it will eventually have its effect, if we wait long enough... Meanwhile, oh well.